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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Stock Market Extends Gains As S&P 500 Scores A Breakout And Nasdaq Eyes 20,000; CoreWeave Jumps - Investor's Business Daily

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

How PTSD Disrupts Brain Cell Communication - Neuroscience News

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the differences between promotions and sales?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nutritionists Are Sharing Alcohol “Rules” You Should Really Be Following, Including Women Having No More Than One Drink Per Day - BuzzFeed

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

David Hogg to depart as DNC vice chair after months of turmoil - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nine berths on 2025 U.S. Senior Men’s Freestyle World Team set during exciting Final X action in Newark - USA Wrestling

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

NBA Draft will have tons of international talent, which is to be expected - NBA

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.